#IDemand you let me stick my tongue out like this Image: Thinkstock
Currently, all #IDemand is the rain gods to have mercy on us. Oh, wait. Perhaps that should have been a prayer, not a demand. But you know what I mean.
But like this, Tweeple have their own set of demands that range from cute to very-funny to you-ain't-getting-that to simply outrageous. Under all those table-banging demands, however, is a paining pulpy, mushy heart that makes us cry. (PS. Some of those tears are from laughing too hard)
Of course, neither of these demands will be granted. But it's still fun and sadistically pleasurable. Huhaha *evil laugh*
Nope can't do
Err... that's life
WE DO, TOO
You had me at 'office breaks'
Don't they have that already? #JustSaying
Oh, candy. Gimme gimme gimme
Oh, please don't do that. That's terrible
Extra cheese, please. It's raining
Yeah, about that. That's where you realise the pain cuz you ain't getting it. You should, but you're not going to
Or that either
That, we might be able to help you with
Oh, shoot! The wine made you whiney now
And disillusioned, clearly
Stop it. No more wine for you
Yeah, #IDemand you stop now
And so should we. But just this last one before we leave...
This one is just THE mic drop. Peace out.