One Monday, too many problems Image: Twitter
“When I was a kid, I used to love Mondays,” said no one ever. And, as an adult? Don't even get us started on that. We ain't playing that game with you.
We have, time and again, stated how dreadful waking up on Mondays are. So, you pretty much get the drift, don't you? In order to lift our moods, we are scrolling through our Twitter feed. Because, um well, that's fun — all thanks to our desi pun-autis who pun real hard on the micro-blogging site.
Like the good souls that we are, we are sharing them with you so that even you can LOL hard.#Facepalm
*at hotel*— Kewal (@Spring_Dosa) May 3, 2018
Waiter : what would you like to have in starter ?
Thanos : Loki
That's really something.
Still the most confidence-inducing signboard in Trivandrum. pic.twitter.com/7JhDUmF58P— Nitin (@hollowmaniac) May 5, 2018
We have the same question.
I don't understand Bollywood. When a woman cheats on her husband, the movie is called "Murder" but when men cheat on the wives, the movie is called "Grand Masti"— Rohit Shah (@rohshah07) May 2, 2018
trust issues pic.twitter.com/eSVokpjmND— — (@chrisonality) May 1, 2018
And what about Gru-dakshina?
"i deeply respect my parents and they are my grus." pic.twitter.com/ovHukJYFxF— nikhil (@niquotein) May 3, 2018
The sadness is real.
When I ordered a pizza & Suddenly my brother came Home.😭 pic.twitter.com/0hHI0VHcKC— Sarah 🙅 (@SarahTheLOL) May 7, 2018
*during sex*— Single Hu👁 (@singlehaqse) May 7, 2018
HER: I want you to make me scream
ME: *tosses cocroach onto her chest*
Baat toh true hai.
When dad tells me to go at relatives' function. pic.twitter.com/SgJyqym7Of— Bade Chote (@badechote) May 6, 2018
Who did this?? pic.twitter.com/10YLLBWuMS— Tempest (@ColdCigar) May 3, 2018
How many of you have done this?
Mom : Kitne logo ki chai banau ja dekh ke aa bahar— Yash Gorani (@yashismmm) May 6, 2018
Me : pic.twitter.com/0fCH87hmnD
*jaws hit the floor*
☺️☺️😁😁 pic.twitter.com/N0Mgqw0rc3— HELLBOY(Kuchh bhi) (@hellboy_desi) May 4, 2018
Funny, right? Have any more gold ones? Let us know in the comments section below.