Follow us

Lifestyle

Duct tape bikini is a thing, people. And once you've seen it, you can't unsee it

Is this the most affordable fashion item in history?

Nairita Mukherjee NotThatNairita 19 July 2018, 1:33 PM
Duct for cover!

Duct for cover! Image: The Black Tape Project/Instagram

It's the year 2018 and the humble, handy household item duct tape has reinvented itself as a thing of luxe fashion. Turns out there's a lot more you can do with these buggers than sealing boxes and shutting off Trump.

Miami-based fashion brand Black Tape Project — aptly named, of course — had models walk the ramp in something they're calling the duct tape bikini. And it is exactly what it sounds like.

These bikinis are basically strips of duct tape strategically placed to create an ensemble that's equal parts art and craft, and in our humble opinion, no part fashion. 

They are very stylish, we must add, and have everything from shimmery gold to monotones — as per the duct tape variety available at your nearest departmental store — and come in various styles too, from the one-shoulder crop-top bikini to the cross-bodied strippy bikini. 

But here's the downside. Even though these might be the most affordable fashion item ever to have been designed, you CANNOT even so much as attempt sporting one if you're not bikini waxed. 

Apart from that, you cannot wear them on your own, like you really need help, even if it is from a kid. Just tell 'em it's for a science project you're doing to prove the effects of gravity and the expansion and contraction of body muscles on duct tapes. But more importantly, they're obviously not re-wearable (there goes the affordability out the window), and the after-party will look like the play area at a kindergarten. 

Which brings us to our final thumbs-down point: Stay away if you're even mildly OCD. We say this for your own good. One crooked tapeline and you will be compelled to re-do the whole thing. It's really not worth the mental trauma. 

The duct tape bikini what you see online vs when it finally arrives

The duct tape bikini what you see online vs when it finally arrives GIF: Giphy

We wonder what the Black Tape Project was thinking? I mean, isn't it enough that bikini fashion already ignores plus-size women, now we have a product that ignores people with OCD, too? We want to rip you apart TBH, but we can't for obvious reasons. 

Duct tapes can seal most cracks, but not all cracks. Peace out!

Duct tapes can seal most cracks, but not all cracks. Peace out! GIF: Giphy

Read more: 

The jeans of the future that has broken the Internet. Will you dare to wear it?

Try unseeing these hideous pairs of lace-up jeans. We apologise to you in advance

Fashion police think these Dsquared2 heels are the fugly-iest thing ever

Trending stories

BACK TO TOP
We use cookies to enhance your experience on our website by showing you relevant ads and content. By continuing your navigation, you accept the placement and use of cookies. To learn more about cookies and/ or to opt-out of these services, please see our Cookie Policy.