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Tweeple are saying the #thingsneversaidinJurassicPark, and boy, would it change the whole thing around

United Tweeple stand

Nairita Mukherjee Noir_Memoir 23 June 2018, 3:46 PM
Some Te-Rex and cookies, please?

Some Te-Rex and cookies, please? Image: Pinterest (Editing: Tapasri Saha)

Man's knowledge about genetics has improved so much that we're cloning and breeding dinosaurs. We could have used this knowledge for anything under the sun — trying to find the cure for cancer, try and find a solution to world's hunger problem, put an end to war completely by say removing the Trump gene, but no, we are cloning dinosaurs.

Shit hits the roof when those dinosaurs start popping us like cheese balls. They're dangerous carnivores, for God's sake. So, how about making only herbivores? So that we can be safe. But nope, we don't learn, do we?

Obviously, there are a million things that needed to have been said in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, but no one said them because what's cinema without the willing suspension of disbelief? 

But Tweeple are saying all of it finally. United they stand against such ridiculousness, one tweet at a time. 

All the genes got mixed up, and I...

And then things got a bit political. A welcome change, TBH

This one applies only to one subcontinent. FML

But Twitter is better funny than serious. So, here's the randomness we love about 'em

Yeah, what good were those jeeps, anyway? 

Every IT guy, ever. 

I think it's that one on the corner of shut-the-F-up

*buzz* Wrong answer! 

Also, my spirit animal...

It's so smooth MJ wrote Smooth Criminal based on it. #justkidding 

Err... not my cup of Tea-Rex

We do have a problem. But why isn't anyone talking about it?

If there's Dino the dino, there must be Fred Flinstone there somewhere, and Wiiiiiiiiilllllmaaaaaaa!....

Oh! And Barney, too. No less legend-(wait fotr it)-dary, Right?

Even the dinos are not sure

THIS, however, everyone did say. Soaked in copious amounts of sarcasm, shaking their heads in disbelief. Tch tch tch. 

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