The merc with a mouth is coming to meet you on May 18 Image: YouTube/ 20th Century Fox
You know that sassy-mouthed, obscenely funny and extra chatty merc we heart? Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), people, aka Deadpool. He's back! And Lord knows, he's back with an effing bang.
The trailer of Deadpool 2 dropped last night and we're hooked. We. LOVE. It. Need we say more? Oh, we have to.
The awesomeness of it needs to be broken down. We had major thoughts while watching the trailer, like over 50 times (JK, about 20 okay?).
So, here's what was running through our heads as we glimpsed the merc with a mouth run across a street to crashland into a cab.
Karan Soni, the cool cabbie is DP's fanboy. But we already knew that. This time around, he's going full out with the gush-mush. Didn't you hear him describe Wade's awesome life?
Look at that shot! Oh.Em.Gee. Cool, mahn.
Your friendly reminder that we are getting four new Josh Brolin movies over the course of four consecutive months beginning April 27#AvengersInfinityWar#Deadpool2 #Sicario2#LegacyofaWhitetailDeerHunter pic.twitter.com/AS4wlkkOW3— ErikDavis (@ErikDavis) March 23, 2018
Josh Brolin (who will play the big daddy of baddies Thanos in Avengers: Infinity War) is going to kick some serious ass in DP 2 as Cable. He's the bad guy every movie franchise wants to have.
We get it that he's the one who binds the film together, but dude, where are your manners? Where's Captain America when you need him?
My new phrase in life for all intents and purposes is “What in the fucksicle is this?!”— Kim💋 (@kimberlyboonexo) March 22, 2018
Language has never been Wade's strong suit and we love him for that. After a series of crass one-liners and new insults, this gem has been delivered. Used it already on my friends. #SorryNotSorry
they really did create a whole new mutant called yoki just for deadpool 2 for her to be negasonic’s gf i love this pic.twitter.com/N8dc8bCywm— cherry (@90SClNEMA) March 23, 2018
the x force is really happening huh... phew pic.twitter.com/GPqV6sP8Ot— ً (@chrisofts) March 22, 2018
"We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough to carry their own franchise for 10 to 12 years." Nice dig at all the superhero franchises, there.
X-Force and all can wait, did he just do a Wakanda Forever for us? Dayam!
Ryan Reynold's Deadpool just mentioned Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants in the new trailer and my fanboy heart is happy 😁 SOTTP was one of Blake Lively's first movies. ❤️— king of my heart (@lordveymont) March 23, 2018
“Sisterhoods of the Travelling Pants is pure pornography.” Hey, your wifey was in it, Ryan. We're not sure how Blake Lively is going to take this one?
Apart from the above mentioned gems, the trailer description is making us go wacky doodle, guys.
"After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor — finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.”
The film also stars Morena Baccarin, Julian Dennison, Zazie Beetz, TJ Miller, Brianna Hildebrand, Jack Kesy, and Stefan Kapičić.
All said and done, we want May 18 to come the hell soon, like f**king now. #DeadpoolEffect
*"Language, Rachna!" My editor screams*